Easter Bunny. Friend or Foe?

Easter weekend is upon us again. I’ll be dying eggs tonight with my family and preparing to host everyone for a meal on Sunday after sunrise service at a park here in my town. We will have an egg hunt or two and hopefully, we can find all the eggs. There have been a few years when some of the eggs disappeared into a different dimension and were never seen again. Pretty typical Easter.

My kids have made sure we have carrots for the Easter Bunny. I don’t know about you, but I think he might be the strangest Easter icon of all. You might believe he came about because he’s a symbol of new life and pagan in origin, but he might be more German than pagan.

German immigrants brought the tradition of Osterhase or Oschter Haws, a colored egg-laying rabbit, to America with them. As the tradition spread so did the gifts the bunny drops off on Easter morning to include chocolate, games, and other goodies.

Now, let’s think about that for a minute. A rabbit. That lays eggs. Colored eggs, no less.

Then the little freak, or mutation, or whatever he is, also leaves chocolate. Sometimes in the shape of HIMSELF. I don’t even want to know where the chocolate comes from!

I think there’s more weirdness going on here than first meets the eye.

I know what you are thinking. It’s a cute little furry bunny who brings nothing but happiness. But check this out. If you look at this one just right, it looks likes an alien skull. AN ALIEN for crying out loud! animal-1934328_1920

Yes, you say. But they are cute and furry. Oh? Really? He looks pissed. And look at those claws! I dare you to touch his eggs. Those things aren’t easy to lay, you know.easter-eggs-2009530_1920

That’s not even a bunny, just a bear impersonating a bunny. Okay, what do you say about this guy? What is that sticking out of his mouth? Antenna? Feelers? What, I ask, WHAT?DEARLORDBUNNY

I’m not being fair to the bunny you say? Okay, how do you explain these guys? It’s a whole dang army. Those are not bunny buck teeth. They are FANGS! I can see the bloodlust in their eyes.bunnies-151390_1280

Look at more traditional Easter Bunnies? Oh, all right. These guys look like specters haunting the woods ready to curse you or eat your soul.decoration-1557661_1920

Too commercial? Homemade bunnies are better. Really? easter-bunny-7253_1920

Oh, and look! Another unholy bunny army! You might want to eat them before they eat you. I think I see some black-eyed bunnies in there!easter-bunny-7255_1920

Come on, Joy! You are shouting at me now. Kids love the Easter Bunny, you say. Yep, looks like love all right. I’ll bet this poor kid is still in therapy.WEREBUNNY

Hey! That’s over the top now, you object. All I can say is, it’s better than this guy showing up! HALLOWEENBUNNY

Okay. Would you rather have this show up? easterbunnywagon

Now that we have examined the Easter Bunny, I’m not so sure I want him to come by.

On second thought, it’s worth it to get some treats! Hi, my name is Joy and I’m a chocoholic.

We had some fun with our dear rabbit. Take a moment to consider the most amazing icon of this holiday, the tomb is empty. Until next time, Never Turn Off the Lights!

p.s. a special thanks to Pixabay for providing many of the fun images!

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Happy Mardi Gras and National Pancake Day!

It must be fate, National Pancake Day and Mardi Gras on the same day!

What an exciting time in perhaps the most haunted city in America.The origins of Mardi Gras go way back to medieval Europe and perhaps even as far back as ancient rituals of fertility that celebrated the coming of Spring. But in New Orleans it’s time for parades, throws (beads and such thrown from the floats), costumes, lavish parties, and reveling in the streets before the penitent time of Lent begins on Ash Wednesday.

Some say that the excitement and energy of the events attract the dead of New Orleans just as readily as the living. Some of the parade routes include passing by cemeteries, funeral homes, and other supposed haunted locations. According to some, as the parade passes these areas they pick up some otherworldly participants and they have photos to prove it.

I found a few of these photos on line at Haunted New Orleans Tours. I know photos can be faked and manipulated, what do you think?

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French Quarter Parade

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If you’re like me and can’t go yourself, books are the next best thing. Ruined, a Novel, by Paula Morris is a terrific choice. It takes place in New Orleans where we follow newcomer Rebecca as she struggles with moving into her Aunt Claudia’s strange and spooky house and navigating the alien social structures of her new life. Ghosts, a haunted cemetery, New Orleans’ lifestyle, a mystery, Mardi Gras Krewes, a cute boy, and some mean girls. What more could you ask from a book? Check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

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If you are lucky enough to go to Mardi Gras take as many photos as you can. If you get anything weird, feel free to share with those of us who can’t be there. By weird, I don’t mean topless folks or broken fingers of those who tried to grab throws that hit the ground but any non-humans or former humans who might be partying with you.

If you can’t go to Mardi Gras you could head over to IHOP to celebrate with some free pancakes and make a donation to Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. Having had preemie babies in a NICU for many long weeks this cause is near and dear to me. At any rate, celebrate away! Tomorrow marks the start of the Lenten season.

Valentine Cards to Die For!

Valentine’s day can be kind of scary and raise all kinds of uncertainty. What to give? Will I get anything from anyone? If I give will it be received or thrown back in my face with a hardy laugh? Will I be gracious, by gracious I mean have the pepper spray ready, when the creepy person in my life gives me a valentine? Yes, truly terrifying.

In my quest to find the perfect Valentine gift for my valentine I ran across some pretty amazing cards. The kind of cards that just really celebrate the darker side of this love-fueled holiday.

Let’s begin with sweet and paranormal:

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Now for some pop-culture creepiness:

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Specifically for the vegetarian in your life:

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In case that wasn’t gross enough, try this one:

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Nothing says “be mine” like these lovely examples (or should I say threats?):

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Let’s just call it like it is:

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A romantic dinner suggestion:

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Speaking of cannibals, nothing is more romantic than zombies:

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The one thing we all think of when we think romance:

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Let’s not forget the demonic:

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What every teacher wants to find on his/her desk:

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You can’t go wrong with hand-made, right? It shows how much thought and time you put into the gift. It’s a creative way to show what is truly in your heart.

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Valentine from Mia Farrow to Woody Allen via Perez Hilton. Click image for the full story.

Well, there you have it. I told you Valentine’s day was scary. I hope these lovelies help the day live up to your expectations.

Happy Valentine’s day and remember never turn off the lights, especially if you got one of these, and particularly if it’s from Mia Farrow.

 

 

Double 13 Whammy

Perhaps you have realized that tomorrow is Friday the 13th, 2013!

Friggatriskaidekaphobics (people who suffer with a phobia of Friday the 13th) will certainly not miss the double 13 whammy of this date. Even those who don’t overly fear Friday the 13th, this date looms in the back of their minds. Perhaps they won’t fly on this date or drive any further than necessary or avoid eating out.

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How did Friday the 13th get such a bad reputation? Well horror fans will tell you it’s because of the movie franchise, but no, there’s more to it than that. It can be nearly impossible to tell when a superstition very first come to be but there are some interesting ideas around why 13 is so feared.

Christianity had a hand in it. Judas, the betrayer of Jesus, was the 13th guest at the last supper and Christ was crucified on a Friday. According to historians Friday was already known as Hangman’s day so it wasn’t a stretch for medieval Christians to marry the two fears. There is also an obscure belief that Cain murdered Abel on a Friday the 13th, role model for Jason? Perhaps.

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Even earlier than that there is a Norse myth about a party of 12 gods being crashed by a 13th uninvited guest, Loki. He arranged the assassination of Balder the Beautiful, god of joy and gladness, causing the whole earth to mourn. This may lend to a superstition that if 13 people sit down to dinner one of them will be die within a year, bon appétit!

We couldn’t possibly forget about witches on this day, right? Ancient Romans believed that witches gathered in groups of 12, the 13th member was the devil.

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You may scoff at such superstition but it’s been estimated that hundreds of millions of dollars are lost in business on this day due to people avoiding business they would normally do. As for myself, this is the only date I ever buy lottery tickets because that’s how I roll. I have yet to win. Coincidence? Perhaps.

What the heck is that in this photo?

What the heck is that in this photo?

A while ago I found this on the internet. I have tried to find out the origin of it but have been unable to do so. This is all the data I can find:

The picture on top is completely untouched. For the photo on bottom I used Photoshop to enhance the “thing” in my picture. I took the photograph while ghost hunting at a very old and bizarre park in Salt Lake City, UT at about 3am. I did not see anything in person. I was simply flashing random pictures of the darkness whenever I got a spooky feeling.

What do you think it is?