Valentine’s day can be kind of scary and raise all kinds of uncertainty. What to give? Will I get anything from anyone? If I give will it be received or thrown back in my face with a hardy laugh? Will I be gracious, by gracious I mean have the pepper spray ready, when the creepy person in my life gives me a valentine? Yes, truly terrifying.
In my quest to find the perfect Valentine gift for my valentine I ran across some pretty amazing cards. The kind of cards that just really celebrate the darker side of this love-fueled holiday.
Let’s begin with sweet and paranormal:
Now for some pop-culture creepiness:
Specifically for the vegetarian in your life:
In case that wasn’t gross enough, try this one:
Nothing says “be mine” like these lovely examples (or should I say threats?):
Let’s just call it like it is:
A romantic dinner suggestion:
Speaking of cannibals, nothing is more romantic than zombies:
The one thing we all think of when we think romance:
Let’s not forget the demonic:
What every teacher wants to find on his/her desk:
You can’t go wrong with hand-made, right? It shows how much thought and time you put into the gift. It’s a creative way to show what is truly in your heart.
Well, there you have it. I told you Valentine’s day was scary. I hope these lovelies help the day live up to your expectations.
Happy Valentine’s day and remember never turn off the lights, especially if you got one of these, and particularly if it’s from Mia Farrow.