Valentine Cards to Die For!

Valentine’s day can be kind of scary and raise all kinds of uncertainty. What to give? Will I get anything from anyone? If I give will it be received or thrown back in my face with a hardy laugh? Will I be gracious, by gracious I mean have the pepper spray ready, when the creepy person in my life gives me a valentine? Yes, truly terrifying.

In my quest to find the perfect Valentine gift for my valentine I ran across some pretty amazing cards. The kind of cards that just really celebrate the darker side of this love-fueled holiday.

Let’s begin with sweet and paranormal:

ghost ghostlove

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now for some pop-culture creepiness:

vampire hannibal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Specifically for the vegetarian in your life:

forthevegetarian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In case that wasn’t gross enough, try this one:

puke

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing says “be mine” like these lovely examples (or should I say threats?):

stocks drowning skunk

Let’s just call it like it is:

stalker

 

 

 

 

 

 

A romantic dinner suggestion:

cannibal

 

Speaking of cannibals, nothing is more romantic than zombies:

wlkingdead zombie brains

 

 

 

The one thing we all think of when we think romance:

clown

 

Let’s not forget the demonic:

demoncat devil

 

What every teacher wants to find on his/her desk:

teacher

 

You can’t go wrong with hand-made, right? It shows how much thought and time you put into the gift. It’s a creative way to show what is truly in your heart.

miatowoody

Valentine from Mia Farrow to Woody Allen via Perez Hilton. Click image for the full story.

Well, there you have it. I told you Valentine’s day was scary. I hope these lovelies help the day live up to your expectations.

Happy Valentine’s day and remember never turn off the lights, especially if you got one of these, and particularly if it’s from Mia Farrow.

 

 

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